And in the 'House' they call 'Commons', the disciples of the pompous and the proud gave forth the following command: "We shall go unto the people of this land and create laws that will cause
hardship and untold suffering to the poor and needy." And the disciples in the place they call the 'House of Lords', gave their unholy approval to these laws, and sanctioned them accordingly.
So it came to pass, that the most needful peoples of this land allowed themselves to be subjected to these laws. But not all surrendered so easily. There are those, who it is rumoured, who are
unhappy and rebellious and refuse to be subdued. And so websites such as this one came to be created.
Amen.
Here are the new definitions for each part of the website:
GLOBAL
Brown Bears - Russia.
Brown Beavers - North America.
Brown Billies - International.
BRITISH
Brown Doggers - Other political parties of the UK.
Brown Noses - Lib Dems.
Brown Outs - Labour.
Brown Shirts - Tories.
The latest Slideshow:
Brown Shirts #002
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Personality
I don't suffer fools gladly
Straight talking
Allergic to all kinds of shit
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